Debt Prison

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Central Montana is planning to do its own, titled ‘Survivor - Montana Style.’

The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman and on to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great Falls, Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east to Havre and Malta. Then they will go south to Grass range and Roundup.  The final leg will be back to Billings.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:

“I’m gay. I’m a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins.

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